We came, we saw, we... ran away from the kitchen! 🥄🏃💨
Wear your childhood trauma as a badge of honor! If you grew up knowing that the kitchen drawer wasn't just for silverware, this "Wooden Spoon Survivor" transfer is absolutely for you.
This hilarious design features bold, impactful block lettering and the iconic silhouette of the dreaded utensil itself. It’s the ultimate "if you know, you know" inside joke for a generation raised on tough love and home cooking.
It is the absolute perfect design for sibling gifts, family reunions (to tease Mom!), or just a funny conversation starter to wear to the next BBQ.
Why You’ll Wear This With Pride:
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badge of Honor: A hilarious nod to the "good old days" that everyone can relate to.
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Bold & crisp: The thick, clean white lettering stands out amazing on dark fabrics like black, navy, or deep red.
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Nostalgic Fun: Perfect for Gen X and Millennials who have lived to tell the tale.
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Durable: Unlike the wooden spoon itself, this print won't crack under pressure!
🔥 Our Signature "Lucky 7" Application Instructions
Get this shirt pressed faster than you can run to your room with our super-fast Hot Peel method!
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Prep: Preheat your heat press to 300°F - 325°F (depending on your garment material).
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Smooth: Pre-press your shirt/fabric for 5-10 seconds to remove moisture and wrinkles.
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Place: Position your "Wooden Spoon Survivor" transfer exactly where you want it.
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Press: Press down with Heavy Pressure for just 7 Seconds.
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PEEL HOT: Don't hesitate! Peel the film off immediately in one smooth, continuous motion while it’s still hot.
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Seal: Cover the design with parchment paper or a Teflon sheet and press for another 5-7 seconds to lock it in for maximum durability.
Share Your Story! 📸
We want to connect with fellow survivors! Did you make matching shirts for your siblings?
Snap a picture of your finished product and tag us on social media @crystaldtf so we can share the laughs (and the memories)! 🥄✨
